Pointless intro bit to show you who niobe and ghost are.

They break into a building to get the last broadcast of the osiris or something, that is hidden in the biggest mail office in the world, ever, period.

They read the disk, 'omg there are lots of sentinels onhos! we will attempt emergency broadcast!11' and they put the disk in the drop box in the biggest mail office in the world™

Sparks (that annoying operator of Niobe's ship) contacts zion and they go 'omg this may be the turning point in the war we are gathering all the ships back etc'

For no apparent reason, they decide to tell all the other captains in the 'safe and secure' matrix. But one of the group has been captured!! Cue several levels of monotonous airport before kicking an agent out of a plane and saving the bloke. Then they goto a subway because its the nearest exit (subway in the matrix? omg since when?!)

Axel (captured bloke) and Ghost get out safely then some bloke (probably the explainer or something) says something about Zion 'lasted only 72 hours last time muahahah cough' wow another plot tie in we're on a rollercoaster of fun here!!

They are all at some rendezvous place that looks SPOOKILY FAMILIAR. Now wouldnt it be a SUPRISE IF OH YES, 'the nebuchadwhatzit hanst arrived'. WOW ANOTHER TIE IN WHOOP WHOOP! and the rest is pretty much an extended scene from the film

They thank Niobe for wasting all that time p*ssing around in the airport to find their captured bloke, Niobe goes 'THEY ARE DIGGING JESUS NOOOOO' and they are all afraid!

Suddenly the bit where neo fights the agents doesnt happen, for f**ks sake :/

So they all just run off to exits instead of watching a cool neo® fight scene!!

Cue another monotonous round of running through sewers, because of course no exits are above ground are they!! Niobe saves some people blah blah blah.

Suddeny they are all trapped! But the keymaker shows up and saves them. Really shocking.

A bit of explanation of the hallway thing with all the doors and the keymaker explains how he's held being captive in the CGI rendered mountains by the most boring man in the film, Merovingiansomething

PLOTHOLE: The keymaker explains about the 'one' key, and says to give it to Neo, which MAKES NO SENSE AS ITS STILL ROUND HIS NECK IN THE FILM!! :S

Or so you think!!!! AMAZINGLY someone opens one of the doors into the big hall with doors (despite the fact I thought only the keymaker and agents could do that) and nicks the key

They run through the chateau fighting and get the key back and give it to the keymaker for some reason, even though I thought they were supposed to keep it..

anyway... they are back on the ship, Sparks makes one of his 'ohsofunneh' witty quips again - Niobe : Is the exit clean? Sparks : As vestal as my bunghole! Hohoho.

They go back to Zion, some muttering about where morpheus is and there'll be hell to pay, oooh another tie in

Lock(annoying commander smarty man) comes into Niobe's quarters and they talk about the last flight tape and Niobe says she doesnt know what to think showing she (BREATHE) probably doesnt believe in the whole neo thing.

Im gonna go into fast mode now (wasnt I already?) because im bored

Ballard meets oracle, we have that EXACT SAME SCENE where her guardian goes 'im sorry for this' fight fight etc. He gets the message and supposedly (you dont see it) gives it to neo.

You see Smith take over that bloke and go down the phone.

Lock explains emp thing, tries to stop Niobe from being on the front lines (or else there wouldnt be much of a film/game for the characters ) because the emp is too weak on their ship. Meaning he really loves her!

You see the 'two among you who would answer the call' bit and Niobe stands up, filmed slightly differently, different camera angles make ALL the difference! Differently anyway.

They go to find the nebuchadnigar

Lots of car chases, one of the worst bits imo (they rank among many though). They drive upto the truck morpheus and keymaker are on and save morpheous (sp fffsss?). See the cool neo bit which I like a lot. Oh and lots of square wheels in this whole section.

Another sparks quip

"Sparks Shut up" (YESSSS!)

Another sparks quip (jesus do shut up man.. )

Morpheus chats with Niobe, neo and trinity dont look anything like themselves (they dont feature in any new scenes at all :/ )

Something about emps and holding the lines

See smith in real life bloke cutting hands again

NEARLY THERE!!

Explanation about power plant bit, straight from film really

MORE MONOTONOUS LEVELS EXCEPT IN A POWER PLANT

Power plant blows up running away from agents.

Sparks wont shut up again, another unfuny quip

Cut to the emp lines, you see the emp's f**k up all the ships by 'accident'

SOMEHOW ?! Oracle guard phones THE SHIP NIOBE IS IN! and says 'come now its urgent'

Somewhere in china Niobe meets this guard bloke (I think he's called seraph something). He does that SAME DAMN 'IM SORRY FOR THIS' SCENE AGAIN, EXACTLY THE SAME!!

(ONLY BIT WORTH READING IN THIS WHOLE THING) Niobe meets the oracle, who is a different actor for some reason. Oracle explains about how trinity will have to free Neo from 'the source' as he's actually still trapped in there! Oracle says the world will end if they dont save it. Seraph coems in and tells Niobe to p*ss off.

Lots of smiths (finally a real actor) burst in. Niobe escapes through various different totally unconnected parts of chinatown and other places until she answers a phone and exits.

Sparks deserves a bullet in the head at this point. ANOTHER QUIP.

Ghost says 'get the guns online'

Sparks says his FINAL LINE THANK F**KING GOD

Lots of pointless running away from sentinels in the ship down thru the bowels of 'the real'. Then they find this place the sentinels can't (because it hasnt been thought of why they should yet) and they go 'where the flying fook are we?'

THE END!